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National Knock Knock Jokes Day: Classic and clean knock knock jokes

October 31, 2019

 

When it comes to fun holidays, October 31 is one of the best holidays of the entire year! Not only is it ooey gooey National Caramel Apple DayCarve a Pumpkin Day and the "defrightful" Halloween, it’s also National Knock Knock Jokes Day!

 

Just in case you don’t know what what one is - it takes two to knock knock. One person is the “knocker” while the other person is the “knockee.” And unlike other jokes, you don’t have to be a comedian or practical joker to tell a great knock knock joke either.

 

These classic non-rhyming jokes are fun for all ages. What parent, grandparent or teacher hasn’t heard a knock-knock joke? Children seem to revel in telling these silly little jokes, even if they don’t make much sense.

 

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Boo. (Boo who?) Don’t cry – it’s only a knock knock joke!

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Cash. (Cash who?) No thanks. I’d rather have peanuts instead!

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Madam. (Madam who?) Madam foot got caught in the door!

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Wendy. (Wendy who?) Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Dwayne. (Dwayne who?) Dwayne the bathtub – I’m drowning!

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Dewey. (Dewey who?) Dewey have to listen to all this knocking?

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Macomb. (Macomb who?) Do you know where I left macomb?

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Annie. (Annie who?) Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Little old lady. (Little old lady who?) Gosh, I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Anita. (Anita who?) Anita hug right about now.

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Mirra. (Mirra who?) Mirra mirra on the wall….

  • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Dishes. (Dishes who?) Dishes the police – open up!

In honor of National Knock Knock Jokes Day, go ahead - give it your best shot! Knock knock….

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