Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day: 30 funny,clever and really bad song titles
When it comes to unusual holidays, March 27 is a doozie! Not only is it Viagra Day and National Joe Day, March 27 is also Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day!
While the origins of this quirky "holiday" are unknown, today celebrates country music in all its glory. And let's be honest. Whether you are a country music fan or not so much, country music doesn't pull any punches when it comes to its lyrics. The writers are masters when it comes to getting right down to the nitty-gritty and telling it like it is.
In honor of Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, why not pull up a chair, kick off the boots, grab a cold bottle of beer and relax a spell with a few country tunes listed below?
30 Funny, Hokey, Clever & Downright Bad County Song Titles
She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)
Achy Breaky Heart
Eastbound and Down
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling?
Flushed From The Bathroom of Your Heart
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
She Got the Ring, I Got The Finger
She Only Bitches When She Breathes
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
Rednecks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer
I Like Beer
Fax Me a Beer
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?
She's Looking Better Every Beer
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns In The Bed
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
Take This Job and Shove It
Did I Shave My Legs For This?
My Give a Damn's Busted
You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man
Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?
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